Theatre Stole my Soul

nevillethebamf:

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do…

I have two words for you: Nerd boys. I know that they don’t sparkle in the sunshine, but they’re sensitive, they’re caring, they’re sweet, they’ll do nice stuff for you, they’re a little bit needy, I’ll grant you they’re a little bit needy. Oh and lastly let me explain something briefly to boys; gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s best underutilized romantic resource and guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness

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John Green (x

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julianna-teee:

puredestruction:

THIS is amazing

Best thing I’ve ever seen.

omfg funniest thing i have watched in a long time,love it

everytime i see this - REBLOGGED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

OMG THE DRAG QUEENS LAWL

THE END O.M.G LOL

SPREAD THIS LIKE HERPES CHILDREN.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLA

amazing!

1:21 hahahahahahahahahaha

this is fucking great!

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THINK HOLY SHIT HOLY OMG I WANT ALL THE SHIRTS AND YEAH PACK THE KID UP TOO I’M ADOPTING THAT CUTE-ASS MUTHAFUCKA

BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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